SEC Heisman Hopefuls (Post Week 5)

Oct 3, 2015; Athens, GA, USA; Georgia Bulldogs quarterback Greyson Lambert (11) loses control of a pass, and his Heisman chances, during the second quarter against the Alabama Crimson Tide at Sanford Stadium. Mandatory Credit: John David Mercer-USA TODAY Sports

Que Coach Denny Green voice, “Greyson Lambert is who I thought he was, and last week I let him off the hook!”.  Admittedly, I fell in love with Lambert’s mezmerizing stats up to last week in the season.  A plus 70 percent completion percentage and 0 INTs will do that to a man, but my goodness.  On a day that Alabama reminded us that they were Alabama, Greyson Lambert reminded us that he is Greyson Lambert.  Who is Greyson Lambert?

Coming into the season, Gresyon Lambert was a quarterback transfer from the University of Virginia with a career completion percentage of 55.7 and a 11:13 TD:INT ratio.  Somehow or another, he fooled us up to this point in the season.  Give Mark Richt, the offensive line, Nick Chubb, Malcolm Mitchell and the WR corps their due props.  They had me thinking that Garret Greyson was the guy that could take Georgia over the hump.  Then the first half of their game against the Tide happened and it was 24-3.  It was so bad that Mark Richt immediately went to back up Brice Ramsey, and the most Mark Richt thing in the world happened.  Brice Ramsey immediately threw a pick six.  Ramsey went 1-for-6, with 2 INTs and STILL GOT PLAYING TIME.

I HAD GREYSON LAMBERT ON MY HEISMAN LIST!  I’m the only one more ridiculous than Mark Richt.  I Mark Richt’d my own article.  Jesus help me.  On to the list of people that deserve to be mentioned in this week’s SEC Heisman Hopeful list.  I promise, you will see some new names.

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