SEC Football: Week Eleven Predictions

Nov 5, 2016; Auburn, AL, USA; Auburn Tigers head coach Gus Malzahn speaks to an official as offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee reacts in the background during the fourth quarter against the Vanderbilt Commodores at Jordan Hare Stadium. Auburn won 23-16. Mandatory Credit: Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 5, 2016; Auburn, AL, USA; Auburn Tigers head coach Gus Malzahn speaks to an official as offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee reacts in the background during the fourth quarter against the Vanderbilt Commodores at Jordan Hare Stadium. Auburn won 23-16. Mandatory Credit: Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports /
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Nov 5, 2016; Auburn, AL, USA; Auburn Tigers head coach Gus Malzahn speaks to an official as offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee reacts in the background during the fourth quarter against the Vanderbilt Commodores at Jordan Hare Stadium. Auburn won 23-16. Mandatory Credit: Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports
Nov 5, 2016; Auburn, AL, USA; Auburn Tigers head coach Gus Malzahn speaks to an official as offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee reacts in the background during the fourth quarter against the Vanderbilt Commodores at Jordan Hare Stadium. Auburn won 23-16. Mandatory Credit: Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports /

After another .500 week, I’m ready to entertain the possibility that I’ve been cursed with a season of mediocrity. What other explanation could there be for my poor predictions these last few weeks? Actually, don’t answer that question.

Morale may be low, but I refuse to stand idly by as my record continues to suffer. That’s why I have decided to add a new rule to my set.

5. At some point, Texas A&M will pull a Texas A&M no matter how good they appear to be.

I have also decided to revise rule #2. It shall now read as:

2. You are always wrong about Arkansas. Whatever your initial reaction is, go opposite of that.

Hopefully, these revisions are step in the right direction toward overcoming the .500 barrier.